Best drawing i got

A very huge thanx to Maree for this lovely piece. This means alot. but i still stress, it doesnt look like me dear.u need to put more flab on the cheeks. hehe. but nevertheless, varah varah salhi. Plus its awesome considering that u havent drawn such a piece for over two years. avahah laminate kohfa foruvanvee dho. ;)

Asterix

Was thinking about the comic when i remembered about the names. the author seems to be pretty creative i guess. i remember reading Asterix comics years and years back but it never occured to me look carefully at what the names meant or what the names of the characters were. It was until a year or two back when i realised it all. now looking at the names just brings a huge smile. Here are some of the names.

Chief 'Vitalstatistics'- Vital Statistics
Druid 'Getafix'- Get A Fix
Fish seller 'Unhygienix'- need i say more?
His wife 'Bacteria'- same again
blacksmith 'Fullyautomatix'- Fully Automatix
some other characters 'Justforkicks'- Just For Kicks

Wonder what Asterix and Obelix mean. hmmmm.any hidden meanings? even cocofonix.

H.S.G

this last month or so ive never felt like blogging. so everytime someone complains i find myself uploading a pic or sumthing and ask asking about the picture or just saying a random thing. dunno why. maybe the outside life is keeping me too busy to blog. oh well, since im still feeling that way might as well as upload another picture. This is a trick picture. is it real or is it a wig that a bald guy has put on?

Friends

When ur in a tight spot or if ur going through something, for example in my case the plaster. That’s when u find out the ppl that really SHOULD matter in your life. The phone calls of concern and the ones made to see how you’re coming along in your recovery and all the people that came to see how you were doing. These people are the ones that should really matter. People worth calling true friends. Friends come and go as you grow up. Only those special ones keep on sticking by with you and actually make that effort on their part.

You can even filter them into categories as to who are the closest and who values you the most. How? By the frequency of their phone calls, the duration of it, those who actually make the effort to come see you rather than just finish it with a phone call, by the frequency of the visits and even through their attitudes.

Then there are those who say over n over again what a great friend you are and still not be able to actually show it. Doing the talk but not able to actually walk the walk. The pretenders from the real ones. Don’t get me wrong. They are good friends too. Just not good enough compared to those friends that really matter. That’s something that they have to accept even if this may sound harsh.

I for one am glad and delighted to say that im really lucky to have so many wonderful friends. The last 2 and a half weeks would’ve been hell if it hadn’t been for you guys. So I’d like to thank all of them a lot and would like them to know just how much they mean to me. But since this is the blog I guess I should mention the bloggers.

I-kko, velvette storm, nau, shan, starky, aesha, xlycanx, sunrise(the colour :p), shanu and yaitte. Ive just started to know 3 of them but still thanks a lot for dropping by.
Btw, hope last night was fun for those who came.

Spot it

What are those tiny white dots in the picture?

Thanx Velvy

thank you so much for this. i was totally not expecting it. u were sooo forgiven for coming late. :D. *hugs* . and a special thanx to starky for the lindt choc. it was gooood. ni thanx to aesha. Grrrrr. u ate it. u ate it. nukaashey bunaamaves. *scowl* but then again...uve made up for it with so many other chocs. so cant even get mad at that*scowls even louder*

And heres the first thing that came to my mind the second i saw it. its Jessical Biel btw. God she's sizzling hot. ooh baby. say my name. saaayy myy naaaaame.

Alas!

Yet another beautiful girl is lost in the abyss of marriage. *Dramatic sigh*. A lil bit too much makeup but still it looked good on you. and the wedding dress was wonderful too. Last night must have been a night of mourning for a lot of guys out there. (well, im sure you want to hear it this way.heheh) such a great loss to the rest of the guys. but dont fret ppl. be optimistic. looking on the bright side, she is one step closer to being a Milf. so life still goes on. ;)

Btw, u looked gorgeous last night. Simply superb. Lucky husband. But whats the purpose of writing ur names right at ur feet? i dont think ur husbands name or urs can be mistaken to be a name of the opposite sex for ppl to be confused. ;) And my hats off to the person who decided that the party was going to be filled with tables as well. instead of chairs filling the whole hall. it certainly made my night so much easier. was actually worried as to what i would do with my walking sticks. And it was good to see some of the office mates again.

I didnt get any of those little presents when walking out. :( i actually walked extremely slow when i was near the table with the little girls who was distributing them (not that i could walk any faster with the damn plaster still on my leg). But alas. they didnt see me or they jes simply refused to see me. i know im black but come on. i was wearing a white shirt. :(

Plus i got to see 'maama'. wasnt expecting her to be there. that look on her face when she saw me was worth the trip to the wedding. but the moment she saw the walking stick she got all worried and concerned. so sweet. :)

U ms.brid better be greatful. i had to climb down 6 flight of stairs one step at a time and had to even climb up all the way as well u know. And you shouldve seen me struggling to get into that damn taxi unable to bend my leg. Had to take three taxis. one from home to buy a present. second one to go to dharubaaruge and the third back home again. Damn the ppl responsible for making taxis yet again more expensive.Last night was the first time i came out of my house after putting the plaster. u owe me biiiig time.

On a more serious note, congratulations on your marriage dear. and stop being the way u were when u were in the relationship before the marriage.(u know what i meant by that) *warning warning*. and do remember all that i said when u asked me for advice that day. good luck. *thumbs up*

Sunshine and rainbows

"You used to fit in the middle of your parent's palms. Your parents would hold you up and say that ur gonna be the best kid in the world. Someone better than anyone ever knew. Then you grow up good and wonderful. It was great for your parents to watch you everyday, it was a priviledge. Then the time comes for you to be your own person and take on the world.

But most of the time somewhere along the line, you changed. You stopped being you. You let ppl stick a finger in your face and tell you were no good. And when things got hard, you started to look for something to blame like a big shadow.

Let me tell you something you already know. The world aint all sunshine and rainbows. Its a very mean and nasty place and i dont care how tough you are, it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it aint about how hard you hit. Its about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. Now if you know waht you're worth, go out and get what you're worth. But you gotta be willing to take the hits and not pointing fingers saying you arent where you wanna be because of him or her or anybody. Cowards do that. And i know you arent a coward. You're better than that."

*Hugs*

Thank you all for coming to see me and my plaster. hehe. lets see if i got them all.
Aesha, Arshi, velvy, starky, shazu, anish, ahadh, amdhan, adha, ayya. sorry if i missed ne1. thank u so much for ur very 'decorative' artwork.hehe. thanks to u guys i have to now cover my plaster before praying. hehe. thought of putting a bra n panties on the nude chick (thanx to velvy) but i dont think god would approve of that until i covered her all up which would make the girl lose her purpose. hehe. and thanx yaitte for calling and checking up on me. :)

plaster

Sigh! dammit. the hospital made me put on a plaster. seems its not a bone problem. its even worse. seems my ligament is damaged. a level 2 case. if it wer level three i would have to do a surgery. not sure even now. lets hope its jes level 2. so now i have to wear this plaster for 3 weeks. the catch is that i have to leave in two weeks. so theyve proposed that i ear this as long as i can and then change to a bracer later on. boy this is some experience. torture i tell u. jes plain torture. but atleast i got to ride a wheel chair and now two walking sticks. it actually took me like 20mins to climb up the stairs to my floor. damn that was some climb. arrrrghhhh! this sux. atleast ive got friends coming in to visit all the time. and they do bring lovely gifts :D. last night got a thiramisu cake. Mmmmmmm. that was goooooood. And tonight is the big treat. was supposed to go for a get together dinner with 'the gang'. but now it seems they are gonna go order and when its done bring all the food to my place and have the dinner here. :D. YAAAAAYYY!! so now its jes watching movies all day long. not bad. not bad at all.

Injury

yes, FINALLY! ive had my first official fall from my motorbike. was going near galolhu dhandu last thursday. it was raining heavily. suddenly a car popped infront out of nowhere, i aplied the brakes and before i knew it i was sliding towards the car and ina split second there i was. Lying on the road. My thought at that moment "F**K! Im falling". and there i was unable to move. tried to get up and then jes gave up thinking "what the f**K. ill jes lie here and wait for the pedestrians to come pick me up". didnt bother. fell down in a bad position too. ehrm ehrm. wasnt easy to get up without assistance. hehe. whn i did get up i knew there was sumthing wrong with my left knee. but had an urgent thing to attend to and so i was off on my cyc again. But by night fall, the swolling increased and there i was on my bed unable to walk, climb up or down stairs or even move my leg. was up all night long too. couldnt sleep cos of the pain.vand apparently the master of the house decided that i should wait without going to the hospital until the following day. bummer. its my leg dammit! and i was the one in pain. and boy that was some pain.

F.U.C.K

After reading aesha's cinema post thote of writing this.

Seems long ago when u wanted to have sex even with your wife u have to get the permission fom the king before u can do so. Possibly its a crime to have sex without the permissio .SO when u have that permission the king's guards put up a sign on the house's door. it reads 'FUCK', which stood for 'Fornication Under Consent of King'. and by time the word has evolved in so many different ways.

Kids

This friday i was woken up at around 12 in the afternoon by a phone call. so got up and was having a cofee with a piece of chicken when my lil bro came up to me and goes "dhombey? kokko kukulhu kaan beynun vanee"(bro, i feel like eating chicken). so i smiled and gave him a bite to eat. Soon i heard my mom saying not to feed him. and i herd my lil bro replying to her "kukulhu nudheefiyya meyzu kaalaanee"(if u dont give me chicken im going to eat the table). He soon came running up to me to find that i had already finished eating the piece. He looked at me and made his usual angry face which by the way is always the exact same expression, and then to my surprise he bites the table and starts gnawing at it. lol. i then went for showers and when i came out there he was with a smile of content and accomplishment as he was sitting on the ofa and slowly eating a piece of chicken which my mom had finally given up and given him. hehe

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Quit yapping

Met a woman who once kept complaining that she cant have a job because her husband didnt want her to. Seems her husband was working his arse off so that money wont be an issue and so that his wife wont have t work. But she was complaining how unfair and sexist it was that she cant work. Complaining about her rights and all. well, she's working now. her wish came true some time back. But NOW, she's complaining that because of her work she is finding it hard to do house chores and how her husband should do sumthing about that too. If she hadnt gone to work that problem would never have risen. quit complaining and quit ur yapping already. Beynunhaa gothakah kanthakeh nuvaaneyey.

Gym

Wanted to share an embarrasing evening with the rest of the world.hehe. I went to gym under the personal trainer thingy theyve got going. the guy said since i havent been doing any exercises or sports for quite some time(it was obvious jes by looking) he was gonna giv it real light n not yet start the actual training. so he made me do the bicycle and treadmill after which i was panting like a dog. Even worse.

Then he made me do the stomach/abdomen/vatever exercises. i was to lift my upper body n do sets which i did pretty well for a guy with a stomach like mine i must say. then came the part where i had to lift my legs. oh god. 20 times and 4 sets of it. i could see my leg rising and each time the height to which i was able to rise my legs up kept dropping and dropping. and by the time the trainer was done with me i could lift it to 4 inches abover the ground but he still kept me going. upto my limits. when i was done i couldnt even get up.

Finally when i dragged my lard filled body up, my head was spinning, i felt like puking , couldnt even see clearly and felt like i was gonna faint any minute. i seriously doubted that i would be able to even ride the motorbike back home without having an accident. so had to wait for 10mins before going home. even on the cycle felt like i could put my head down n fall asleep any sec. finally went home to see the 'STAIRS". i had to drag myself up 6 floors. could barely lift my legs at all. the min i opened the door to my place i dropped down onto the sitting room floor and layed there till my dad came n scolded my arse to my room.hehe. after the shower went flat and slept for 10hrs. N to thinkl that this was considered LIGHT and that the training hasnt even started yet. ARRRRGHHHH!!! no wonder it was damn expensive. its like paying to be tortured. lol

Raped and Pregnant

A girl is raped and gets pregnant. She wants to talk to you of all ppl. Jes talk. Doesn’t wanna talk about what happened to her. She wants to talk about what happened to you to be the way you are. You don’t wanna talk about it cos she is pretty much a complete stranger to you. But she refuses to tell what happened to her unless you do. And she wont let you walk out or away from her either. Cos she wont speak a single word to anyone else. You ask her why she chose you. She says she doesn’t know and that there’s something about you that she cant quite explain. So you talk to her. And after some time she tells u everything.

Later you tell your friends who had wanted you to go talk to her. You tell them that she told u about the rape but you don’t tell them what happened.

“She’s talked about her rape to you. That’s HUGE. U did good.”
You debate back to them jes to be argumentative.
“Really?And everyone will tell you that’s what we gotta make her do. We gotta help her right? Except we cant. We drag out her story. Tell each other itll help her heal. Feel real good about ourselves. But what we’ve only done is make a girl cry.”

She later asks you.
“Do I abort? Isnt abortion murder?”
“Yea, it’s a life.”
“And isnt real life sacred? Doesn’t every life matter to god?” “Life doesn’t matter to me, to u, and judging by the number of natural disasters not to god either. So what about Hitler? Is his life sacred to god? The problem with exceptions to rules, is the line drawn. Might make sense to kill the ass that did your raping. Wonder where we draw the line. Which asses do we get to kill. Which asses gets to keep on being asses. Nice thing about the abortion debate is we can quibble over the trimesters but ultimately there’s a nice cold line…..Birth. Morally not a lot of difference but practically HUGE.”

Love

We fall in love with the most primal part of our brain, the reptile brain. Our serotonin level drops to that of neurosis. This should normally create depression but with a person in love,the result is worship of the object of their love. And it works like a drug. But when the drug wears off, the body can no longer imagine itself without the other person. And the name they give to this dependency is love.

Coffeeeeeeee Gadi!

its coffeeeeeee gadi and this is simon and garfunkle here to talk about cofee and luuuurve. its a night full of love and ppl can call us, tell us about their luuuuuurve, how they met, what happened, what u guys did on ur first date and even the 'stuff' u guys did later that night LIVE. and we'd dedicate a song to ur loved ones right afterwards. Mulhin Sakaraaavee ennu. HA! so lets drink coffee coffee and more coffee and talk about s**t all night long. alll night looong. all niiiiight.
;)

Best Security Ever

A few friends and i were walking past 12 one night and all the ppl(3) we came across from this security company were all doing their job jes like the bloke above. they were all vigilant and ready for anything with open mouths and closed eyes.(thats supposed to be the other way around huh?). its because of these wonderful and self assuring ppl that we feel safe in our homes and feel safe about the shops and goods we own. So i jes HAD to take a picture. they didnt even seemed disturbed by the flash of the camera. so alert and vigilant. im sure i can entrust anything to them.......NOT!

Suicides

There it was again yesterday. yet another suicide. whats maldives coming to. and a young guy of jes 28yrs who was rich too. wonder what goes thru their minds at their last moments. and wonder what drives them towards it. love? realtionships? depressions? and jes a few days back or so a guy jumped off central right after a phone call. something needs to be done to help these ppl. some kinda investigation o sumthing to find what drives them to this and to prevent more suicides.

and one other thing that went thru my mind. R we sure that they have commited suicide or if someone jes made it look that way. is investigation done that thoroughly? i dont know. it jes doesnt make any sense to me at all. who gets to be blamed? parents? society? teachers? friends? each plays its own part in it i guess. in my opinion especially friends and parents. these are moments where i wish AGAIN that we be taught religion more harshly in our society(NOT extreme). in my opinion if those ppl were even taught the basics they wouldnt go so far as to commit suicides.

And in my opinion all of them are jes wimps who are trying to take the easy way out of life and their troubles. there are ppl who are going thru much more hardship or troubles and still they dont commit suicide to wimp out of them. but these ppl......arrrrgh. dhen neynge. And dont u be givin me that b***sh** about its not their fault and that we cant judge them. that we cant kknow what they went thru. SOmething needs to be done about this. atleast a help line or something like in other countries.a line that ppl call when they have a need to commit suicide. heard that it has worked alot. :s

Food Bank's Menu

My three friends Tom, Richard and Nannu joined me for lunch the other day at Food Bank. I wanted to try out the beef steak there which i had heard was very good.

So we go there and the waiter brings two menus. he gives one to Tom and the other to Richard. We go thru it and check the price of this awesome steak. and OMG!! it was for F**kin 150/-. we couldnt believe our eyes. There was no way the one who recommended me was someone who would pay this much jes for a steak,even if it came down on a tray from heaven itself. so we had no choice but to take something else. we browsed thru the burger section and a burger was for F**kin 90/- each. OMG! we came here like a week back and it was for 30/-. Now its thrice more? So we called the waiter and asked him if the price of the onions had gone THAT up. He looked at the menu, didnt say a single word, took the menu from us and rushed away. He soon came back with a different set of menus.

We looked at the new menu and guess what? the prices were back to normal. a burger for 30/- and a beef steak for 50/-. We asked the waiter why they had two menus and he goes "the other menu the portion is much bigger" and he slided away. We were shocked as hell ofcourse. we couldnt believe it. So we called another waiter and asked him abt the menus. He smiled and said that the portions would be the same and that was the menu for guests. Tom and Richard were furious ofcoure. Tom went "is it cos of my colour?".

i mean seriously, they actually had a separate menu made jes for foreigners. And it was THREE times more. boy are we glad we didnt jes order. else we would have had to pay over 700/- jes for that meal. We still cant believe it. wonder jes how many restaurants do that kinda thing. but isnt it a bit too much to charge THREE times more on everything? i know most foreigners are much richer than the average Maldivian but still THREE times? oh well. atleast the beef steak was awesome. It was gooooooood.

Best present unpacked

Heres the prezzie inside. its actually suposed to b a treasre chest with treasure inside. that was the idea anyway. yea, the pic aint that good. seems she was too excited when she took the pic. the rest of the stuff u mite say was bought for a present voucher i gave her of Rf300. All in all that was a god present i must say. hehe. afterall, she gave me the best present i ever got on MY b'day. must return the favour dho. :D

Lets see if i can label the stuff inside
1:Wooden chopsticks(left bottom)
2:A small glass mug(left bottom)
3:tiny glass bottle with me inside(a teeny weeny bear inside)(even i cant see where)
4:aroma candle box thingy(left bottom)
5:An armband(mid bottom)
6:wooden perfume urn(mid)
7:a small bird (left top)
8:card made from small shells on it(mid top)
9:small 'sangu' type shell(right bottom)

Stuff outside
10:b'day card
11:everyday chocolate book(how to make chocolaty stuff)
12:crayon box
13:ANOTHER huge crayon box
14:water colour
theres supposed to be two more books. story books.

i THINK that pretty much covers everything.hehe

A GUY asked me out

A guy calls last night and asks if im arra. when i say that he's got the right guy he introduces himself and jes like that asks if he could meet up with me *blush*. i was flattered but politely declined. still he kept on at it so i did the best thing i could do. i hung up :). come on, i dont even personally know the guy to go out with him and im jes not THAT type. atleast he was direct ill give him that. haadha kaamiyaabuveyey dho eba. mihaaru firihenunves set kuran gulhanee viyya. *giruvaan kolhah*. the best part was when i turned him down he sent a message threatening me that he was gonna fuckin pick my teeth off da ground and saying that i wasnt mature cos i didnt have the guts to talk face to face.hmmmm, i wonder if that threatening thing has worked for him before *wonders* i know ur hurt dude. but im sorry. im jes not THAT type. im sure one day ull find some other guy who's gonna go out with u even if u threaten him but im afraid that its jes not me.sorry.

Hulhumale' trip

Seriously ppl. We need to do it again. it was loads fun. wouldve been more fun if a certain someone didnt have to go to office ai gothah :p/ sorry dear. :p

But still we had loads of fun dho? so sad that u two couldnt come yaitte n i-kko. ehen dhuvahakun dho. maybe next weekend. Mayyyyybe. hehe.

The guys DID MAKE a pole jes so that one of the girls could pole dance. *we are still holding u to that*.

And mustnt forget, velvette n shazu along with the other girls screamed at the top of their lungs when they saw a cockroach on the road, we went to the scene to find out that it was a 'date'. Sigh! keekey dhen bunaanee.

Plus when we played dodgeball, i threw the ball at velvette. she dodged it beautifully. boy was she flexible. she kept dodging it for a bit and made an awesome move dodging the ball and slowly slipped and fell ON the ball slightly hitting her FACE on it. so sad. the ultimate dodging only to fall ON the ball that was now motionless. Sigh. Lol. that WAS some scene. wish i'd got it on video but alas. hehe

Vat did we eat. lets see. Roshi, farumas, 2 roasted chikens and sausages. oh yea, thank u so much aesha for the roshi n farumas and thank u hammu for makin ur mom do the roasted chicken and a very 'special' thanks to ARRA for making the sausages which were REALLy good *whistle whistle* heheh.

didnt feel like puttin up a pic. varah vai dhuvaheh. MAYBE cos i didnt sleep last night. YAWWWWN!!!

Pictionary

The stuff we draw.....Sigh.
The first one is 'evolution' by arra. thats some evolution. meehaku dhefai feykohgen hurihen heevany.
Second one is 'slap' by velvette.
And the last one is 'feather' by yaitte. actually he said that was a peacock. he was trying to draw a peacock and put an arrow to its feathers.hehe

Spider-Pig

Dedicated to Velvette

Spider-pig, Spider-pig
Does whatever, spider-pig does
Can swing, from a web
No he cant, cos he's a pig
Look out, here comes the Spider-pig

*HA!*

Best Damn Present

This is the best damn present ive made for anyone. U'd BETTER like it. *warning warning* Dont worry, it doesnt have a cockroach in it. hehe. :p It actually cost me 530/- but worth even more ill say. so cant have it spoilt by putting a cockroach and its feces all over it u know. heh. so ill go over as planned k. cya then

And come to think of the diff in the picture with and without the flash. hmmmm.

Cockroach

Whats with most women and cockroach anyway. Why r u THAT dusgusted at it? some say cos it flies while others jes doesnt like the way it looks. Whats the mystery behind this fear of women towards cockroaches esp here in the maldives.

Even last night i was eating this awesome cheese cake(u should really try it, city bakery) with a girl at her place when suddenly she stood straight up and quickly walked away from the dining table as if she had seen a ghost. Atleast she DID take her plate with her.Ill give her that much. there it was. the devil himself(the cockroach ofcourse) on the cupboard. boy that was a look on her face and she was panicking. lol. heheh. i actually enjoyed it alot. She rushed off to tell her dad. "Dad! Dad! Theres a cockroach in the kitchen!" .

When she came back the cockroach had made its way into a cabinet which had her dad's clothes in it. It was out of her sight. thats when she really started panicking. She even mentioned that if i dont tell her where it was she wasnt gonna bring me over ever again(Eternal consequences.lol). so i took a tissue, caught the cockroach with it and threw it out. Now she was worried that my hand might have traces of the cockroach on it. i had to wash my hands 3 times and still she wasnt satisfied. she was actually considering making me wash my hands with hot water. not jes that. she vowed to wash all her dad's clothes today. i wont be surprised if she had done it last night after i left. heheh. THe best part is.....her older bro is the same as her towards cockroaches. Yea, i know ur reading this. but i DID tell u that i was gonna post it. :P :P :P Well, atleast i didnt write ur name. sooooo....we still up for that coffee? *whistle whistle*

So seriously ppl. whats up with u guys n cockroaches? and who in the world gave it that name of all names "COCK-roach". or maybe im jes a pervert. hehe. So please enlighten me as to why u hate cockroaches so much. no 'chemistry' with em at all huh? lol

*HA*

Pole dance

Velvette Pole danced! Velvette Pole danced! hehe. and she was GOOOOOOOD at it too. She hesitated alot at first but eventually it all came to her. the substitution for the pole was a broom. hehe. And the song was "Frankie Vallie's Cant take my eyes off you". I certainly couldnt take my eyes off her. im sure no one else could take their eyes off her too :D. We should play Truth or Dare more! heheh.

Fishy Park Bombing

All the beating around the bush has been done on purpose.

Yea, I believe that the ppl RESPONSIBLE for the bombing in Sultan park should be severely punished. But then again a part of me keeps saying that the event had nothing to do with himandhoo. A part of me kept saying that there was sumthing fishy with the whole bombing. Heres what I mean.

Everyone knows that there are cameras there. That’s a knowledge even children know. So when a group of ppl who had thought up well for such an attack would obviously put that into consideration right? (unless they don’t have a brain at all that is). And its not like this plan was carried out by just one or two ppl. Don’t tell me that ALL of them jes FORGOT abt the cameras there. And that neither of them even SAW the more than obvious camera that was pointed at the entrance of Sultan Park. And even when the dude came back to detonate the bomb why in the world would he stay so near to the bomb and EXACTLY in the middle of the view of the camera??? He jes detonated it and raced off. If he had stayed ANYWHERE except in that position it would’ve been a lot more desirable and more to his advantage. He could’ve even stayed near the Mosque or on the opposite side. But NO! He jes HAD to be at that exact position. If u ask me its jes damn fishy.

Even the sim bit, he could’ve dropped it into the ocean during the ferry to the airport. Plus he could’ve done so much more to the sim than jes bend it in half and drop it off there of all places. Even at the airport how did the police know to apprehend HIM of all ppl?

This event has also given a reason as to eliminate the threat in Himandhoo. A reason to give unlimited power to do as they please towards this threat and handle it in anyway they wanted to with no Questions asked. And it would also give them more power to do as they please in the upcoming ‘threats’ against them.

Then lets see who has benefitted the most from this attack. Hmmm…im going into hot water here huh? Ok , ill stop right here. But damn this is the most interesting part too. ok ok. Ill jes tell this much. Look back about 1.5months before the bombing and see how the news is progressing. See the Huge declination in something. The more than obvious declination that was never able to stay put. But the moment the bombing happened see the difference. And do some research on the benefactors of the bombing. Ill leave it there. the rest figure out on ur own. cant spoon feed everything u know.

Either the investigation team is better than any other team in the world or the ppl commiting crimes are the dumbest ppl on the phase of this planet OR…(ill leave this part to ur imagination). And even if it was the himandhoo ppl or some religious sect or whatever im sure they could’ve found better ppl than a couple of tourists to attack in order to try and quench their anger. Well, I dunno what they were thinking or how such minds work but to me the whole thing is just too damn fishy. Well, whomever it was who did the bombing, that was one cowardly stupid inhuman thing they did. But then again they would’ve known that even before doing it.

P.S- Watch the movie “Farenheit 9/11”. An awesome movie that’s worth watching. *whistle whistle*

Himandhoo ppl

I thought of writing this post after seeing the one maa (dragonfly)wrote on Oct 9th. It was an awesome post. U guys should check it out.

i believe that the ppl of himandhoo were driven to be like they were. maybe im being biased like maa since i know a friend who grew up in our house who is from himandhoo. when they turned religious, one day the imaam of the mosque they were praying put both his hands on his head to pray JUST to mock those ppl and even at 'fahu aththahiyyaath' ppl used to swing their arms around JUST to mock those ppl. no action was taken against the imaam or to any of the others. the other two mosques there were built on top of a graveyard. so they decided to make a mosque of their own. so what! its their right. they can do whatever they want. they can follow any sunnai they want. they WERENT doing any harm. but still resistance was sent against them taking as a reason that they were disrupting the peace of that island. If the government thought they were doing that much wrong they could’ve jes handled it in a different way rather than using force.

Even after that day the ppl of himandhoo were frequently brought to Male’ to court for ‘judgement’. They had to give up their work and come to Male’ frequently for a ‘judgement’ that never came. My friend is currently married and has a boy. He had to give up all his work and come here to be told that the ‘shareeyai’ is yet again delayed. Sometimes he has to be here in Male’ for 2weeks or so before he is again sent back to his island. And he has to come to Male’ once every two months. Sometimes even more frequently. This is how they were treated. Im SURE that they weren’t growing more and more pleasant everytime this was being done to them.

And ofcourse I think the ppl who did the bombing should be severely punished (in my opinion the bombing is jes fishy. Will write the next post on it)

Even after the bombing the himandhoo ppl did say that the cops could take anyone they want for questioning and that the rest of the himandhoo ppl didn’t have anything to do with the bombing. But still it’s the cops that drove these ppl to be how they were. They started the whole thing. We’ve seen that scenario happening in the Maldives over and over again. Ppl being beaten down sometimes for no reason at all. The cops had gone to himandhoo before and they knew damn well how THAT turned out. Who can blame them for being defensive THIS time. And yea, I do agree that the himandhoo ppl weren’t all right either. Even they couldve handled the situation much better. The stuff some of them did weren’t pleasant or religious at all. And you cant blame the cops for following orders too now can u? This was the whole government against a small island. Im SURE that the government could’ve handled the situation in so many ways than they have done so. Their options were much vast than that of the himandhoo ppl.

Why cant ppl just mind their own business. Why cant the religious ppl live their life following their beliefs(by religious ppl im NOT referring to the ppl who did the bombing). Its like I meet lots of ppl who doesn’t believe in islam and they keep on criticizing them saying they say when we pray we have to hold our hands here and not there. That we have to do this and not that. Helloooooo.. U guys aren’t doing those stuff or are forced to do them now r u? so whats it to u? ur living life the way u wanna live it. So why cant they? This goes the same for all those religious ppl too. If u wanna pray all day long or follow the sunnai uve selected then jes go on and do it. The others don’t HAVE to believe those or do em. Why cant both u parties jes mind ur own business and live how u wanna live among urselves without saying “Ur not SUPPOSED to do that. U SHOULD be like me”?? Everyone has the freedom to do what they want and live how they want as long as they don’t involve others in it.

Time to change back into who we are

Eid's finally here. the time when ur sick of getting the same msg over n over again from everyone u know. the time when dhiraagu 'amaa handhaan kuraning' alot. msgs started pouring in a day or two before. i jes thought i'd send a different kind of msg. so wrote this one down.

"Eid Mubarik! Time to eat like pigs and Sin like hell. Have to make up for all the sinning sarifices that u made during ramazan" (yea, ive translated the last sentence). Got some really nice replies to it too. hehe. ill share with u a reply that was sent by a fellow blogger. Somebody. i wont say who.

"First of all...i was sinnin da whoe time..keke..i even ate too... mwahahah"
Nice reply. atleast he/she was honest. hehe.

So here comes the actual topic. During ramamzaan almost everyone believes that
We shouldnt have illegal sex or makeout
We shouldnt drink alcohol
We shoulnt miss a prayer
We shouldnt say filth
We shouldnt backbite others
etc etc etc

But the moment Eid is here everyone changes back to doing all those stuff again that they have been 'sacrificing' jes cos it was ramazaan. Heloooooo. its not like once ramazaan is over it wont be considered as sinning. So instead of the usual way we should be seeing the day of Eid, we are unconsciously celebrating the day we start doing all those stuff again and changing back into what we really are. So its like we do all those sinning for 11months and then decide to sacrifice it and be how we are actually supposed to be for jes one mere month a year. Hmmmmm.......

P.S- the next post is gonna be abt the Himandhoo event. Jes HAVE to write abt it after reading maa's blog

Blood Suckers

Over the past years ive noticed something odd…..well…maybe not odd. At night sometimes it gets really difficult to sleep cos of the blood sucking little pests that never seem to go away. I usually use the VAPE mat thingy to drive em away and it really does work. Dunno the concept behind it but it does seem to work. But then there are occasions where u find out that uve run out of it without taking much notice of it. That’s when the nasty blood suckers come right atcha from every angle that they can.

So one dark night when I swiched off all the lights and went to sleep thinking to myself “damn I aint gonna get any sleep tonight”. But to my surprise not a single bite all thru out the night. So I thote I’d try it again. And it jes seemed to work. But if there was a speck of light like from lets say if the speaker was turned on and the little light on it was still on, the buggers would suck u dry. But if it was really dark that doesn’t seem to be the case. Anyone else experienced it or are the mosquitoes at my place as weird as me? So does this mean that they cant detect the flesh or whatever if its dark? Or maybe it has a radius around it and the moment the lights are out they jes get all wise and decide to stay put out of fear of bumping into sumthin?

Best BBQ Ever

Lets see. The plan was to go to a break fasting to Hulhumale and later on have the barbeque. So we bought 2 chicken leg packs, 2 sausage packs, bought a HUGE Rf140 fish, 60 faraataa etc. We nearly made it to the last ferry and were on our way to hulhumale' when it struck us. "Errr......wheres the chicken leg packs?? We left it in the fridge?? NEHEEE!! Well, look on the bright side. Atleast we have the sausage packs right here.....errr... where? WHAAT!! We left them too?? Its ok. dont panick everyone. Atleast we still have the fish and the faraataa box. We'll jes send someone back after breaking fast to get the stuff".

When we arrived at hulhumale' the sky was overcast with thick and 'endheri kalhu' clouds. It started pouring cats n dogs in an instance. Great weather for a BBQ huh? Well, lets hope itll stop later. So we finished breaking fast and went to the mosque. We dodnt leave the mosque for like an hour. yep. how pious and religious of us. well...actually it started raining cats n dogs AGAIN and we were stuck there. Neways, when it calmed down we went back and decided that we'd get wet in the rain. it'd be fun afterall right? so we changed into shorts n t-shirt and went out to see that the rain had stopped!!!

Sigh! and by now it was too late to send someone back to get the chicken legs and sausages. but we werent gonna give up. i mean there was a Rf140 HUGE fish. So we went off to get some petrol to light the fire and guess what? yep. the place was closed down and we couldnt get any petrol either. So we had to go around looking for a pump and take some petrol from our motorbikes. Jes as we started to do so, we were apprehended by the cops. Life's jes lovely aint it? But luckily they believed our story and let us be. Afterall we had the fish and the BBQ stuff with us.

The lighting of the fire was Awesome. Well....we went mad with the petrol. the guys kept pouring more and more petrol into the fire jes to see the flame light up. Before we knew it we had emptied over 3ltrs of petrol on it and nearly blew up one bottle while trying to throw petrol into the flame. The BBQ went well. We finished and cut open the faraataa box and yet again to our dismay the box was filled with 'gulha' (a short eat that looks like balls?). I mean there werent jes a couple of it. over a 100 atleast. It seems the take away place from where we bought the faraataas had mixed up the two boxes and given us the wrong one. Rf180 worth of faraataas. AAAARRGHHH!!!

But atleast now we'd remember this 'GREAT' BBQ for the rest of our lives. But all in all it was loads of fun and it did turn out to be the best BBQ ever. The bastards made me dance *whistle whistle*

Lailathul Qadhr

Shifa n i were talking one night when we came to the topic of 'Lailathul Qadhr' and i was thinking its the night thats more wonderous than any other night. the night where we were blessed with the holy Quran. Its said that its among the last 10 days of the month ramazaan and we'll get blessings of a 1000months if we worship n pray on that night.

So what i thought is if those 10days coincides with the menstruation cycle of a female(a period where she cant pray or touch the quran) how could she get the blessing of that night? so we talked n talked about it and it would surely be unfair if that was the case wouldnt it? We were sure that our religion cant be that way and that there had to be something behind it. that Question did occur to me even before but i jes didnt care much about it since i was a guy n all. And to common thinking we figured that even if women cant touch the Quran and pray, they can still recite quran by heart, pray to god to forgive their sins and all those other stuff besides touching the quran right? So thats not gonna stop a woman from working to get the blessings of that night.

The next day we did ask someone with definitely much better knowledge than us in religion and he said the same thing. that womn could do everything to get the blessing of that night besides touching the quran and doing the prayer. So i guess im sharing what happened regarding that topic. im sure some of u wouldve thought about it too. and if anyone has any other info other than what we were told please do share it with us.

Dhiraagu Amaa Handhaanvun

Im sure alot of my friends would hear me say whenever the fone is cut or if we have network failure "it wasnt ur fone's prob. ei dhiraagu amaa handhaanvee". Heres the story behind it

Long time ago when kaiza shozey was operated and admitted in igmh for the first time, my friends used to come all the time. they even did the midnight duty and made it so easy for my parents. thank u guys so much. u guys are the best.

One night when there were alot of network failure, a friend came to igmh like the previous days and tried calling my fone to no avail. so he came in used the hospital line and called my room. My DAD picked up the fone. (everyone says that my voice and my dads voice is basically the same. even my dads family members would talk to me on my house fone as if i was my dad without noticing any difference).

So my friend starts complaining why im not picking up my mobile. my dad says that the phone might have been on silent. and my friend goes "kaley fone massalaeh noon eikee eh. eulheny dhiraagu amaa handhaan vegen" (hmnmmm, how do i translate that? it wont make any sense if translated but its a phrase used in maldives as an insult u might say referring to one thinking of his mother at the most unlikely of times. damn, that really does sound silly. lol)

So neways my friend hangs up and comes to my room. and to his amazement im asleep. he thinks "damn he went to sleep quickly". jes as my friend steps inside my dad goes "sorry, he was asleep so i took the fone when u called". the guy stands frozen not knowing what to say. he couldnt believe he had said that to my DAD of all ppl. he couldnt decide to turn around and run away or to even step inside. the rest of my friends soon went over and brought him in. hehe. i was laughing my arse off when i heard if what happene when i woke up. hehe. so after that way whenever we have a network problem we'd say "Dhiraagu amaa handhaan vanee". :)

Exorcism (2/2)

After the break we again started and this time there were some burning of pieces of paper which had weird signs on them. Dunno the secret behind those. He did later explain but I jes don’t remember. It sounded complicated for my by then very confused brain.hehe. but neways the girl did get cured which was great news. After that the shaman went to Villingili with two other ppl saying that the jinn’s home or lair was a huge tree there. And then again, they really DID go. I mean they could’ve jes said that and went off home but they really did go to villingili.

The girls dad explained to us that it had happened to her about 2months back and no doctor could explain it. They even took her abroad for medication but to no avail. He was so thankful that he even offered money. This is the interesting part. The ‘shaman’ didn’t take a single cent. He never has even from his past exorcisms. He said that ppl needed help and he was jes doing that since he is one of the selected or more like chosen few who can. That such incidents regarding jinn are happening all the time but ppl jes don’t wanna believe it in this modern age. They jes give the victims medicine to no avail.

Later after leaving the house when it was jes the ‘shaman’, the ‘mediator’, his two friends, son and me, he explained something to us. He told us that someone had done it to the girl on purpose and that he knew who it was. But that he wasn’t gonna tell the dad about it cos it would jes create problems. Said that he would go and speak with that person. And he also said that the reason why the girl actually got that was because she was a slut. That she hadn’t prayed in god knows how long and that she was the kind of girl who went sleeping around with all whom she gets together with. That actions like this weakens the barrier around each muslim which prevents the jinns from attacking them. It was a very good experience and I told my friend to inform me again next time. We were also shown a picture of a footprint of a jinn u mite say. It was more like a print in a toilet that they saw and took a picture of. It was in a toilet where a jinn problem had happened and worsened a lot. It was jes plain weird. Cant quite describe it. There were six toes definitely. It was jes….weird.

Exorcism (1/2)

Lets see. We all had jes heard about the video of the exorcism that was running around in male’ back then. We found out that the ‘shaman’ was the father of a friend of ours. It was the video where a jinn had gotten into the body of a little boy and was speaking through the boy saying it wasn’t gonna let him go. In the end the jinn was killed to save the boy. So few days later our friend called and asked if we could come to recite quran for another exorcism. I jumped at the opportunity and said that I was sure to go. Some others hesitated saying that they weren’t too comfortable to go. But I really wanted to experience it first hand. So gave the OK.

On that night we were asked to have an ablution before going over. So neways we go over and theres a girl lying on the bed. Her dad n mom were at the bedside and we met some other guys who was there to read quran as well. The ‘shaman’ was already inside. Btw, im jes using the word ‘shaman’ to describe him to make it easier. I don’t actually think of him that way FYI. As we started to enter the room the ‘shaman’ stopped one guy and told him that he was the only one who hadn’t done an ablution and to go do it now. We were shocked ofcourse as to how he knew. But he confessed and went to do it to the nearby toilet. There was a ‘mediator’ a young kid about my age. (im not a kid btw)hehe. It seems that he was once a victim of such a case who was saved by this ‘shaman’. And after that incident it seems that it was really easy for him to communicate with the ‘moomin’(righteous) jinn. Seems he had a small legion of such jinn with him.

So neways the ceremony started and the ‘shaman’ started talking to the young girl who had her eyes closed. It seemed like he was talking to the jinn inside her. He was actually giving it advise. Telling it to leave her alone and not to do this. Telling it to repent and to be among the righteous. He went on and on for about 15mins but still the jinn wouldnt budge. So the ‘shaman’ then started giving it warnings saying that if it doesnt leave the girl he would be forced to do something about it.

So soon we were told to read the quran which was supposedly gonna annoy and be a huge burden for the evil jinn while at the same time being a push forward to all the righteous jinn who were supposedly on our side. It was like an invisible war that was going on between the good and the bad. The shaman was using the righteous jinn on his side to fight these evil ones. After about half an hour of it we all took a rest. That’s when what I wrote in maail’s blog happened. We saw the wounds on the girls neck opening up which showed as if something has scratched her deep. The blood actually showed up slowly making it look like she was being clawed right then and there slowly. But we were later told that the previous wounds that the jinn had inflicted on her were jes opening up.

This post goes to u

This one goes out to that girl who played me 'roulette' on her guitar while being on the phone with me. cant believe that u held ur mobile with ur head, near the neck (is that how u say it??), played that song with ur guitar and even sang the song too. it was awesome. varah varah salhi. and thank u. it was one of the sweetest things anyone has done for me :)


System Of A Down - Roulette

I have a problem that I cannot explain,
I have no reason why it should have been so plain,
Have no questions but I sure have excuse,
I lack the reason why I should be so confused,

I know, how I feel when I'm around you,
I don't know, how I feel when I'm around you,
Around you,

Left a message but it ain't a bit of use,
I have some pictures, the wild might be the deuce,
Today you saw, you saw me, you explained,
Playing the show and running down the plane,

I know, how I feel when I'm around you,
I don't know, how I feel when I'm around you,
I, I know, how I feel when I'm around you,
I don't know, how I feel when I'm around you,
Around you, Around you, Around you...

I Rock!

Thats my lil bro. He went absolutely crazy when i brought the guitar home. hehe