A GUY asked me out

A guy calls last night and asks if im arra. when i say that he's got the right guy he introduces himself and jes like that asks if he could meet up with me *blush*. i was flattered but politely declined. still he kept on at it so i did the best thing i could do. i hung up :). come on, i dont even personally know the guy to go out with him and im jes not THAT type. atleast he was direct ill give him that. haadha kaamiyaabuveyey dho eba. mihaaru firihenunves set kuran gulhanee viyya. *giruvaan kolhah*. the best part was when i turned him down he sent a message threatening me that he was gonna fuckin pick my teeth off da ground and saying that i wasnt mature cos i didnt have the guts to talk face to face.hmmmm, i wonder if that threatening thing has worked for him before *wonders* i know ur hurt dude. but im sorry. im jes not THAT type. im sure one day ull find some other guy who's gonna go out with u even if u threaten him but im afraid that its jes not me.sorry.

Hulhumale' trip

Seriously ppl. We need to do it again. it was loads fun. wouldve been more fun if a certain someone didnt have to go to office ai gothah :p/ sorry dear. :p

But still we had loads of fun dho? so sad that u two couldnt come yaitte n i-kko. ehen dhuvahakun dho. maybe next weekend. Mayyyyybe. hehe.

The guys DID MAKE a pole jes so that one of the girls could pole dance. *we are still holding u to that*.

And mustnt forget, velvette n shazu along with the other girls screamed at the top of their lungs when they saw a cockroach on the road, we went to the scene to find out that it was a 'date'. Sigh! keekey dhen bunaanee.

Plus when we played dodgeball, i threw the ball at velvette. she dodged it beautifully. boy was she flexible. she kept dodging it for a bit and made an awesome move dodging the ball and slowly slipped and fell ON the ball slightly hitting her FACE on it. so sad. the ultimate dodging only to fall ON the ball that was now motionless. Sigh. Lol. that WAS some scene. wish i'd got it on video but alas. hehe

Vat did we eat. lets see. Roshi, farumas, 2 roasted chikens and sausages. oh yea, thank u so much aesha for the roshi n farumas and thank u hammu for makin ur mom do the roasted chicken and a very 'special' thanks to ARRA for making the sausages which were REALLy good *whistle whistle* heheh.

didnt feel like puttin up a pic. varah vai dhuvaheh. MAYBE cos i didnt sleep last night. YAWWWWN!!!

Pictionary

The stuff we draw.....Sigh.
The first one is 'evolution' by arra. thats some evolution. meehaku dhefai feykohgen hurihen heevany.
Second one is 'slap' by velvette.
And the last one is 'feather' by yaitte. actually he said that was a peacock. he was trying to draw a peacock and put an arrow to its feathers.hehe

Spider-Pig

Dedicated to Velvette

Spider-pig, Spider-pig
Does whatever, spider-pig does
Can swing, from a web
No he cant, cos he's a pig
Look out, here comes the Spider-pig

*HA!*

Best Damn Present

This is the best damn present ive made for anyone. U'd BETTER like it. *warning warning* Dont worry, it doesnt have a cockroach in it. hehe. :p It actually cost me 530/- but worth even more ill say. so cant have it spoilt by putting a cockroach and its feces all over it u know. heh. so ill go over as planned k. cya then

And come to think of the diff in the picture with and without the flash. hmmmm.

Cockroach

Whats with most women and cockroach anyway. Why r u THAT dusgusted at it? some say cos it flies while others jes doesnt like the way it looks. Whats the mystery behind this fear of women towards cockroaches esp here in the maldives.

Even last night i was eating this awesome cheese cake(u should really try it, city bakery) with a girl at her place when suddenly she stood straight up and quickly walked away from the dining table as if she had seen a ghost. Atleast she DID take her plate with her.Ill give her that much. there it was. the devil himself(the cockroach ofcourse) on the cupboard. boy that was a look on her face and she was panicking. lol. heheh. i actually enjoyed it alot. She rushed off to tell her dad. "Dad! Dad! Theres a cockroach in the kitchen!" .

When she came back the cockroach had made its way into a cabinet which had her dad's clothes in it. It was out of her sight. thats when she really started panicking. She even mentioned that if i dont tell her where it was she wasnt gonna bring me over ever again(Eternal consequences.lol). so i took a tissue, caught the cockroach with it and threw it out. Now she was worried that my hand might have traces of the cockroach on it. i had to wash my hands 3 times and still she wasnt satisfied. she was actually considering making me wash my hands with hot water. not jes that. she vowed to wash all her dad's clothes today. i wont be surprised if she had done it last night after i left. heheh. THe best part is.....her older bro is the same as her towards cockroaches. Yea, i know ur reading this. but i DID tell u that i was gonna post it. :P :P :P Well, atleast i didnt write ur name. sooooo....we still up for that coffee? *whistle whistle*

So seriously ppl. whats up with u guys n cockroaches? and who in the world gave it that name of all names "COCK-roach". or maybe im jes a pervert. hehe. So please enlighten me as to why u hate cockroaches so much. no 'chemistry' with em at all huh? lol

*HA*

Pole dance

Velvette Pole danced! Velvette Pole danced! hehe. and she was GOOOOOOOD at it too. She hesitated alot at first but eventually it all came to her. the substitution for the pole was a broom. hehe. And the song was "Frankie Vallie's Cant take my eyes off you". I certainly couldnt take my eyes off her. im sure no one else could take their eyes off her too :D. We should play Truth or Dare more! heheh.

Fishy Park Bombing

All the beating around the bush has been done on purpose.

Yea, I believe that the ppl RESPONSIBLE for the bombing in Sultan park should be severely punished. But then again a part of me keeps saying that the event had nothing to do with himandhoo. A part of me kept saying that there was sumthing fishy with the whole bombing. Heres what I mean.

Everyone knows that there are cameras there. That’s a knowledge even children know. So when a group of ppl who had thought up well for such an attack would obviously put that into consideration right? (unless they don’t have a brain at all that is). And its not like this plan was carried out by just one or two ppl. Don’t tell me that ALL of them jes FORGOT abt the cameras there. And that neither of them even SAW the more than obvious camera that was pointed at the entrance of Sultan Park. And even when the dude came back to detonate the bomb why in the world would he stay so near to the bomb and EXACTLY in the middle of the view of the camera??? He jes detonated it and raced off. If he had stayed ANYWHERE except in that position it would’ve been a lot more desirable and more to his advantage. He could’ve even stayed near the Mosque or on the opposite side. But NO! He jes HAD to be at that exact position. If u ask me its jes damn fishy.

Even the sim bit, he could’ve dropped it into the ocean during the ferry to the airport. Plus he could’ve done so much more to the sim than jes bend it in half and drop it off there of all places. Even at the airport how did the police know to apprehend HIM of all ppl?

This event has also given a reason as to eliminate the threat in Himandhoo. A reason to give unlimited power to do as they please towards this threat and handle it in anyway they wanted to with no Questions asked. And it would also give them more power to do as they please in the upcoming ‘threats’ against them.

Then lets see who has benefitted the most from this attack. Hmmm…im going into hot water here huh? Ok , ill stop right here. But damn this is the most interesting part too. ok ok. Ill jes tell this much. Look back about 1.5months before the bombing and see how the news is progressing. See the Huge declination in something. The more than obvious declination that was never able to stay put. But the moment the bombing happened see the difference. And do some research on the benefactors of the bombing. Ill leave it there. the rest figure out on ur own. cant spoon feed everything u know.

Either the investigation team is better than any other team in the world or the ppl commiting crimes are the dumbest ppl on the phase of this planet OR…(ill leave this part to ur imagination). And even if it was the himandhoo ppl or some religious sect or whatever im sure they could’ve found better ppl than a couple of tourists to attack in order to try and quench their anger. Well, I dunno what they were thinking or how such minds work but to me the whole thing is just too damn fishy. Well, whomever it was who did the bombing, that was one cowardly stupid inhuman thing they did. But then again they would’ve known that even before doing it.

P.S- Watch the movie “Farenheit 9/11”. An awesome movie that’s worth watching. *whistle whistle*

Himandhoo ppl

I thought of writing this post after seeing the one maa (dragonfly)wrote on Oct 9th. It was an awesome post. U guys should check it out.

i believe that the ppl of himandhoo were driven to be like they were. maybe im being biased like maa since i know a friend who grew up in our house who is from himandhoo. when they turned religious, one day the imaam of the mosque they were praying put both his hands on his head to pray JUST to mock those ppl and even at 'fahu aththahiyyaath' ppl used to swing their arms around JUST to mock those ppl. no action was taken against the imaam or to any of the others. the other two mosques there were built on top of a graveyard. so they decided to make a mosque of their own. so what! its their right. they can do whatever they want. they can follow any sunnai they want. they WERENT doing any harm. but still resistance was sent against them taking as a reason that they were disrupting the peace of that island. If the government thought they were doing that much wrong they could’ve jes handled it in a different way rather than using force.

Even after that day the ppl of himandhoo were frequently brought to Male’ to court for ‘judgement’. They had to give up their work and come to Male’ frequently for a ‘judgement’ that never came. My friend is currently married and has a boy. He had to give up all his work and come here to be told that the ‘shareeyai’ is yet again delayed. Sometimes he has to be here in Male’ for 2weeks or so before he is again sent back to his island. And he has to come to Male’ once every two months. Sometimes even more frequently. This is how they were treated. Im SURE that they weren’t growing more and more pleasant everytime this was being done to them.

And ofcourse I think the ppl who did the bombing should be severely punished (in my opinion the bombing is jes fishy. Will write the next post on it)

Even after the bombing the himandhoo ppl did say that the cops could take anyone they want for questioning and that the rest of the himandhoo ppl didn’t have anything to do with the bombing. But still it’s the cops that drove these ppl to be how they were. They started the whole thing. We’ve seen that scenario happening in the Maldives over and over again. Ppl being beaten down sometimes for no reason at all. The cops had gone to himandhoo before and they knew damn well how THAT turned out. Who can blame them for being defensive THIS time. And yea, I do agree that the himandhoo ppl weren’t all right either. Even they couldve handled the situation much better. The stuff some of them did weren’t pleasant or religious at all. And you cant blame the cops for following orders too now can u? This was the whole government against a small island. Im SURE that the government could’ve handled the situation in so many ways than they have done so. Their options were much vast than that of the himandhoo ppl.

Why cant ppl just mind their own business. Why cant the religious ppl live their life following their beliefs(by religious ppl im NOT referring to the ppl who did the bombing). Its like I meet lots of ppl who doesn’t believe in islam and they keep on criticizing them saying they say when we pray we have to hold our hands here and not there. That we have to do this and not that. Helloooooo.. U guys aren’t doing those stuff or are forced to do them now r u? so whats it to u? ur living life the way u wanna live it. So why cant they? This goes the same for all those religious ppl too. If u wanna pray all day long or follow the sunnai uve selected then jes go on and do it. The others don’t HAVE to believe those or do em. Why cant both u parties jes mind ur own business and live how u wanna live among urselves without saying “Ur not SUPPOSED to do that. U SHOULD be like me”?? Everyone has the freedom to do what they want and live how they want as long as they don’t involve others in it.

Time to change back into who we are

Eid's finally here. the time when ur sick of getting the same msg over n over again from everyone u know. the time when dhiraagu 'amaa handhaan kuraning' alot. msgs started pouring in a day or two before. i jes thought i'd send a different kind of msg. so wrote this one down.

"Eid Mubarik! Time to eat like pigs and Sin like hell. Have to make up for all the sinning sarifices that u made during ramazan" (yea, ive translated the last sentence). Got some really nice replies to it too. hehe. ill share with u a reply that was sent by a fellow blogger. Somebody. i wont say who.

"First of all...i was sinnin da whoe time..keke..i even ate too... mwahahah"
Nice reply. atleast he/she was honest. hehe.

So here comes the actual topic. During ramamzaan almost everyone believes that
We shouldnt have illegal sex or makeout
We shouldnt drink alcohol
We shoulnt miss a prayer
We shouldnt say filth
We shouldnt backbite others
etc etc etc

But the moment Eid is here everyone changes back to doing all those stuff again that they have been 'sacrificing' jes cos it was ramazaan. Heloooooo. its not like once ramazaan is over it wont be considered as sinning. So instead of the usual way we should be seeing the day of Eid, we are unconsciously celebrating the day we start doing all those stuff again and changing back into what we really are. So its like we do all those sinning for 11months and then decide to sacrifice it and be how we are actually supposed to be for jes one mere month a year. Hmmmmm.......

P.S- the next post is gonna be abt the Himandhoo event. Jes HAVE to write abt it after reading maa's blog

Blood Suckers

Over the past years ive noticed something odd…..well…maybe not odd. At night sometimes it gets really difficult to sleep cos of the blood sucking little pests that never seem to go away. I usually use the VAPE mat thingy to drive em away and it really does work. Dunno the concept behind it but it does seem to work. But then there are occasions where u find out that uve run out of it without taking much notice of it. That’s when the nasty blood suckers come right atcha from every angle that they can.

So one dark night when I swiched off all the lights and went to sleep thinking to myself “damn I aint gonna get any sleep tonight”. But to my surprise not a single bite all thru out the night. So I thote I’d try it again. And it jes seemed to work. But if there was a speck of light like from lets say if the speaker was turned on and the little light on it was still on, the buggers would suck u dry. But if it was really dark that doesn’t seem to be the case. Anyone else experienced it or are the mosquitoes at my place as weird as me? So does this mean that they cant detect the flesh or whatever if its dark? Or maybe it has a radius around it and the moment the lights are out they jes get all wise and decide to stay put out of fear of bumping into sumthin?

Best BBQ Ever

Lets see. The plan was to go to a break fasting to Hulhumale and later on have the barbeque. So we bought 2 chicken leg packs, 2 sausage packs, bought a HUGE Rf140 fish, 60 faraataa etc. We nearly made it to the last ferry and were on our way to hulhumale' when it struck us. "Errr......wheres the chicken leg packs?? We left it in the fridge?? NEHEEE!! Well, look on the bright side. Atleast we have the sausage packs right here.....errr... where? WHAAT!! We left them too?? Its ok. dont panick everyone. Atleast we still have the fish and the faraataa box. We'll jes send someone back after breaking fast to get the stuff".

When we arrived at hulhumale' the sky was overcast with thick and 'endheri kalhu' clouds. It started pouring cats n dogs in an instance. Great weather for a BBQ huh? Well, lets hope itll stop later. So we finished breaking fast and went to the mosque. We dodnt leave the mosque for like an hour. yep. how pious and religious of us. well...actually it started raining cats n dogs AGAIN and we were stuck there. Neways, when it calmed down we went back and decided that we'd get wet in the rain. it'd be fun afterall right? so we changed into shorts n t-shirt and went out to see that the rain had stopped!!!

Sigh! and by now it was too late to send someone back to get the chicken legs and sausages. but we werent gonna give up. i mean there was a Rf140 HUGE fish. So we went off to get some petrol to light the fire and guess what? yep. the place was closed down and we couldnt get any petrol either. So we had to go around looking for a pump and take some petrol from our motorbikes. Jes as we started to do so, we were apprehended by the cops. Life's jes lovely aint it? But luckily they believed our story and let us be. Afterall we had the fish and the BBQ stuff with us.

The lighting of the fire was Awesome. Well....we went mad with the petrol. the guys kept pouring more and more petrol into the fire jes to see the flame light up. Before we knew it we had emptied over 3ltrs of petrol on it and nearly blew up one bottle while trying to throw petrol into the flame. The BBQ went well. We finished and cut open the faraataa box and yet again to our dismay the box was filled with 'gulha' (a short eat that looks like balls?). I mean there werent jes a couple of it. over a 100 atleast. It seems the take away place from where we bought the faraataas had mixed up the two boxes and given us the wrong one. Rf180 worth of faraataas. AAAARRGHHH!!!

But atleast now we'd remember this 'GREAT' BBQ for the rest of our lives. But all in all it was loads of fun and it did turn out to be the best BBQ ever. The bastards made me dance *whistle whistle*

Lailathul Qadhr

Shifa n i were talking one night when we came to the topic of 'Lailathul Qadhr' and i was thinking its the night thats more wonderous than any other night. the night where we were blessed with the holy Quran. Its said that its among the last 10 days of the month ramazaan and we'll get blessings of a 1000months if we worship n pray on that night.

So what i thought is if those 10days coincides with the menstruation cycle of a female(a period where she cant pray or touch the quran) how could she get the blessing of that night? so we talked n talked about it and it would surely be unfair if that was the case wouldnt it? We were sure that our religion cant be that way and that there had to be something behind it. that Question did occur to me even before but i jes didnt care much about it since i was a guy n all. And to common thinking we figured that even if women cant touch the Quran and pray, they can still recite quran by heart, pray to god to forgive their sins and all those other stuff besides touching the quran right? So thats not gonna stop a woman from working to get the blessings of that night.

The next day we did ask someone with definitely much better knowledge than us in religion and he said the same thing. that womn could do everything to get the blessing of that night besides touching the quran and doing the prayer. So i guess im sharing what happened regarding that topic. im sure some of u wouldve thought about it too. and if anyone has any other info other than what we were told please do share it with us.

Dhiraagu Amaa Handhaanvun

Im sure alot of my friends would hear me say whenever the fone is cut or if we have network failure "it wasnt ur fone's prob. ei dhiraagu amaa handhaanvee". Heres the story behind it

Long time ago when kaiza shozey was operated and admitted in igmh for the first time, my friends used to come all the time. they even did the midnight duty and made it so easy for my parents. thank u guys so much. u guys are the best.

One night when there were alot of network failure, a friend came to igmh like the previous days and tried calling my fone to no avail. so he came in used the hospital line and called my room. My DAD picked up the fone. (everyone says that my voice and my dads voice is basically the same. even my dads family members would talk to me on my house fone as if i was my dad without noticing any difference).

So my friend starts complaining why im not picking up my mobile. my dad says that the phone might have been on silent. and my friend goes "kaley fone massalaeh noon eikee eh. eulheny dhiraagu amaa handhaan vegen" (hmnmmm, how do i translate that? it wont make any sense if translated but its a phrase used in maldives as an insult u might say referring to one thinking of his mother at the most unlikely of times. damn, that really does sound silly. lol)

So neways my friend hangs up and comes to my room. and to his amazement im asleep. he thinks "damn he went to sleep quickly". jes as my friend steps inside my dad goes "sorry, he was asleep so i took the fone when u called". the guy stands frozen not knowing what to say. he couldnt believe he had said that to my DAD of all ppl. he couldnt decide to turn around and run away or to even step inside. the rest of my friends soon went over and brought him in. hehe. i was laughing my arse off when i heard if what happene when i woke up. hehe. so after that way whenever we have a network problem we'd say "Dhiraagu amaa handhaan vanee". :)