Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Cockroach


Whats with most women and cockroach anyway. Why r u THAT dusgusted at it? some say cos it flies while others jes doesnt like the way it looks. Whats the mystery behind this fear of women towards cockroaches esp here in the maldives.

Even last night i was eating this awesome cheese cake(u should really try it, city bakery) with a girl at her place when suddenly she stood straight up and quickly walked away from the dining table as if she had seen a ghost. Atleast she DID take her plate with her.Ill give her that much. there it was. the devil himself(the cockroach ofcourse) on the cupboard. boy that was a look on her face and she was panicking. lol. heheh. i actually enjoyed it alot. She rushed off to tell her dad. "Dad! Dad! Theres a cockroach in the kitchen!" .

When she came back the cockroach had made its way into a cabinet which had her dad's clothes in it. It was out of her sight. thats when she really started panicking. She even mentioned that if i dont tell her where it was she wasnt gonna bring me over ever again(Eternal consequences.lol). so i took a tissue, caught the cockroach with it and threw it out. Now she was worried that my hand might have traces of the cockroach on it. i had to wash my hands 3 times and still she wasnt satisfied. she was actually considering making me wash my hands with hot water. not jes that. she vowed to wash all her dad's clothes today. i wont be surprised if she had done it last night after i left. heheh. THe best part is.....her older bro is the same as her towards cockroaches. Yea, i know ur reading this. but i DID tell u that i was gonna post it. :P :P :P Well, atleast i didnt write ur name. sooooo....we still up for that coffee? *whistle whistle*

So seriously ppl. whats up with u guys n cockroaches? and who in the world gave it that name of all names "COCK-roach". or maybe im jes a pervert. hehe. So please enlighten me as to why u hate cockroaches so much. no 'chemistry' with em at all huh? lol

*HA*

17 comments:

FehiNoo said...

this is a dumb question aanu!
we hate cockroaches- 1. coz they are vermin, 2. they cause diseases, 3. they are creepy crawlies and when they settle on your skin it feels incredibly gross, 4. they are vermin, 5. guys are as scared, but women are more prone to show their fear than guys coz thats the way society has shaped us, 6. they are vermin, 7. children grow with parents who show the same fear, so children learn to imitate their parents, 8. cockroaches are vermin :D
on another note, did you know that all cockroaches will die when human beings disappear from the planet?
check this out: http://www.worldwithoutus.com/did_you_know.html

odium said...

i hate them coz they live down the junction....i dnt hate only that...i hate al the animals which live in disgustin places like teh sewers n stuf...

but freak out eh nuvan kaneynge dhuhukuves adhi kuraiy peh fenigeneh...*thinking*

yaittey said...

dude, yea... i too wonder why "COCK-roach"?? why not "PUSSY-roach"!?

starky..... said...

dude....cockroaches are supposed to be one of the cleanest critters....man they are a marvel of nature where they can live even without a head....and they are no vermin....and wat disease does it cause....cause i dont wat it causes.....except paranoa and fear which is all in ur brains......

starky..... said...

and yeah there is yummier cheese cake in my house drop by and taste.....plus some pudding

Unknown said...

wel i dont hate cockroach and imnot afraid of it! i just hate the smell of it!

i got a cockroach in my room too..its still there and i think the cockroach likes my room..its my room mate!

Anonymous said...

Nurtured irrational phobia. Simple.

Anonymous said...

http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?search=cockroach&searchmode=none

Anonymous said...

@kaiza shozey

somethings i noticed

1 - "Atleast she DID take her plate with her" ... sad that u didnt get the chance to cannibalize the moment n dig into her plate?

2 - " i had to wash my hands 3 times and still she wasnt satisfied. she was actually considering making me wash my hands with hot water." ... which part of her body were u intending to touch after the cheese cake?

3 - "or maybe im jes a pervert." .. arnt u kind of starting to sound like one lately with most of ur posts having a pervertish sexual theme?

Ruba said...

There's a cockroach that I feed crumbs to. It lives right outside my window.
faadehge loabeh jehijje mihaaru eeychah O_O

~ange|~ said...

ehehe ... i dun like flyin cockroaches bt as long as it doesn't fly i dun mind.. n guess wht i knw a guy who is so scared of cockroaches .. edhuhu cykves ellalaifi dhuvvan indhefa magah.. eyge vashiganduga kuraippeh jassaigen.. oh me tht was hilaarious.. n he saw us maa fahun n he was so embrassed... ehe

kaiza shozey said...

wow. so many lovely reasons. hehe.
@starky: yea dude. so true. ive herd that too. and yea, the cheese cake was wonderful. thank ur fahari from me.

@anonymous no3:great observatory skills :)

1:glad someone saw thru it. i was actually gonna make a grab for the cheese cake. it was deeeelicious u know.

2:wudnt u like to know ;). plus if i wanted others to know that i wudve written abt it u know. ;)

3:pervertish sexual theme? errr... "cockroach"? , "himandhoo ppl"? oh yea, percertish sexual theme meaning the post "fishy park bombing" huh? :p

hmmm, i like ur style though. lol.

@velvette: faadehge loabbeh nujehuniyyaa dhera ennu. bet it saw u pole dancing in ur room. :p

iecco said...

i dunno COCK-roaches are attracted to me.. wen im at home near the pc or anywhere...it wud fly and just come and sit on me! :S weird huh....
maybe jst cuz its called COCK-roach or summthn :S err?

Anonymous said...

check 1..2..3.. :P

Anonymous said...

it works...it works!!! :P

kaiza shozey said...

@maail: so what didya jes check eh? *raises eyebrow*

@anonymous: what works?

shan said...

a roach?!? O.O where?!? *disappears faster than David Copperfield*