Stupid Ppl

Im saying it beforehand this time. The following arent fiction or made up in any way. They are purely based on existing ppl and stuff that has actually happened. SO any resemblance to anyone is made directly on purpose :p


• Ziney ainthu- A hardcore sex addict even if confined to sex with just her bf back then. One day at school Ameeniyya grade 9 if I remember correctly, islam teacher taught them the lesson about ‘ziney kurun’(fornication). She returned home and asked her bf when she met him “mioh hurihaa dhuvahu aharumennah hama ziney dhoey mi kureveny? Aharennah bodu shockeh libunee islam teacher kiyaidhineema”(trans: all these days we really have been fornicating huh? i got a huge shock when our islam teacher explained). The guy was like WTF???!! Too bad her new discovery didn’t change much. They had sex that very same day as well.


• Some guy we knew usually talked about jes how much sex he has with his gf, the different stuff they do etc. SO one day we asked him whether if he had ever done anal with her. And he goes “subuhaanallah! Mashakee haraan kanthah kuraa meeheh noon”(Trans: Gasp! Im not someone who sins)

• An unmarried couple was having sex when suddenly they heard the ‘fathis’ prayer. The guy thought “mifaharu molhu kameh kohlaanan”(trans: im gonna do something wise). So he stood still with it still inside her and didn’t move a single muscle until the prayer ended and then continued. Boy was he proud of himself when he told the story. It was as if god scnanned down onto earth during prayer times and if he didn’t move god wouldn’t notice him o sumthin. Atleast he had his mojo going even throughout the prayer call.

• Another unmarried couple was having sex when suddenly they too heard the prayer. This time the girl jumped out of bed and ran to the CD player which was playing a song at loud volume so that their moans would be lost in it. She quickly turned it off saying it wasn’t a good thing to play music during prayer times.