Saturday, July 28, 2007

Maldivian Animal Farm


Was talkin with an uncle of mine(politician) and he told us a short story

Once upon a time a man Ameen decided to do something about the land he was on. So he removed all the shrubs and other weeds. then he leveled the ground and dug some holes. he was stopped there and murdered.

Then came a man Nasir onto that land. He saw the dug up holes and put seeds into them. Then he watered em and made the trees grow strong and useful. thats when he too was removed from the land.

Then came Golhaa. when he arrived the trees had started to bear flowers and fruits. the ppl of that land had never seen or tasted fruits. theyve never smelled flowers either. so Golhaa gave them a taste from one fruit and let them smell one flower. he then took the whole rest for himself and his fellow mates. the Maldivians were overjoyed cos they got to taste and smell such wonderful stuff that they soon unknowingly had begun worshipping Golhaa.

Thats when we were interrupted by 'faloodha' and soon the story faded away. sigh. hehe. but boy he told soooo many stories. will post it next. bit bsy atm.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

hehe. nice story. and so true, so true.

autodynamix said...

damn this golhaa. he took all the fruits and the flowers. i think the only fruit he gave us was poisoned, but we didnt realise it all these years.

kaiza shozey said...

yep/ he did bring lots of changes here though. drastically increased rape, child abuse, burglary, knifing, killing, drug addicts, aborting etc etc. so many changes

The Shadowrunner said...

It's all going to plan.
I GOTTA make a Maldivian rewrite of Animal Farm!.

I can see it now. A red flag with a curved knife (kathivalhi) and a sledgehammer.