Sunday, December 28, 2008

Some basics on "How to cheat on your Bf"


*Most Maldivian girls cant go out and be with guys without a lot of Questions arising. So you wanna be bringing him over to your place saying he’s a close ‘friend’. And chose the limited time you can go out for special occasions and ‘purposes’ which you cant obviously do at home.

*Tell your bf that he is a close friend of yours and hint him how your previous bf was really obsessive and over protective of you keeping you away from your guy friends. Tell him how much you had hated that quality. He’ll get the hint and will try to be understanding and trusting.

*So he’ll let you hang out with this friend and call him. Just don’t tell him that you do it all the time and don’t talk about that guy much unless you want your bf to be suspicious about this certain guy.

*Don’t worry much about your phone and the records as most guys have this pride about them which prevents them from going through your phone. You can adjust it depending on what kind of guy he is as some of them can be pretty weird.

*It’s a good thing to let the guy know about your bf as guys don’t really care about it that much as long as they can get ‘some’ or atleast if they know they would get ‘some’ after you breakup with your bf.

*But you can always hide the fact that you have a bf if you aren’t sure about your relationship and if you need him as a back up incase you have to breakup. Don’t want him to label you as “just a friend” now do you? Which might make it harder for the guy to make a move on you after you breakup, especially if you’re the type who usually lets the guy do the seeking. Or he might even go hit on some other girl.

*It’s a good thing to let your bf know that other friends will also be there when you’re going out with the guy to lower his suspicions. Afterall, you’re going out to hang out with a group of friends

*Tell this guy about your relationship stressing on all the problems you guys face and how incompatible you guys are. Most of the time he’ll agree with you. Its easy to do. For example you can always pin on him being either obsessive or not caring enough. There’s no mid point. Its one of those ;)

*It’s a good thing to not bring this guy to meet your closest friends as mentioned before in the previous post, they might mess it up for you. Or if the guy finds out that you’re occupied he might hit on one of your friends.heheh. That should be fun. Lol.

*To put it simple, if you want him just for ‘that’, its best to let him know. Most guys wont give a damn as long as they can get some. So its alot easier with guys.

*If your bf finds out or is suspicious show him some extra 'love'(you know what i mean) and he'll easily give in. ;)

*Heres something you can say to your bf if you're really upto it. If he complains about you hanging out and calling this guy,point out that you're in a relationship with him and not this other guy. That you're kissing(to make it sound more nice) him and not the other guy. that you're only meeting him to 'talk' as a 'friend'.

*The good thing about girls is that unlike guys, only a few of them wanna have affairs(unless they are married ofcourse as that’s a totally different thing).*whistle whistle*. Most of them like keeping back ups incase their current relationship ends. Like the old saying goes “jassaane gaagandeh balaanulaa udhussaa nugannaashey”

*Im sure you can gather the rest from the previous post which applies to this one as well.

16 comments:

MN said...

Ahaa. Good one.

In my opinion, the 2nd point in this article is the one guys need to be most careful about.

Anonymous said...

So you are the devil?

PemPeNeyNo AnEsThEyShiYa said...

your so......grrrrrhh... ibilees vas vas dheyhen heevanee... its like u gathering up some girls and advising them hey u better do this, that etc.. sounds like u've seen a lot of these kind of cases.. lol *whistle shistle* never mind.. just love to read it...

kaiza shozey said...

@naseeh: yep. totally agree on that one.

@Anonymous: errr.....no? and what kind of Q is that? :p afterall the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didnt exist right? so even IF i was why would i admit to it? hehehe

@anestheyshiya: heheheh. its not vasvaas :P .even if a person gives advice rarely anyone would listen to it. even if someone listens and acts on it, he/she would sooner or later let go of it. so this shouldnt make much of a diff either u knw.heheh.

.mini said...

hehe, hehe
pis pis arra
liyaa echis dho ekam
namaves, gabool kuran dhen kameh kuranyaa molhah kuran
i like your ideas :P

Gisha Mariyam Ahmed said...

Interesting.. bt u know, all these tips might come back to haunt u..

kaiza shozey said...

@mini: thanx ;)

@jenzebelle: haunt me? nah. dont think so. afterall, this aint a secret. if i can think this up, anyone else can 2. and worse case scenario if this happens to me, ill be lucky to get rid of someone like that dho? ;)

Gisha Mariyam Ahmed said...

Yeah definetly better to get rid of someone who behaves that way..

Aryj said...

the devil is using you as a portal into the innocent minds!!! O_O

jus kiddin, n yeah, i think u r right about the backup ones...n most of the time girls end up having emotional affairs rather than physical ones...

kaiza shozey said...

@arykko: there aint no such thing as an innocent mind after reaching age of 10. :p especially not in the community we have to grow up in.hehe

Anonymous said...

Aruf! You've done it again. No wonder you were among the "whistle blowers" group that became famous to CHSE during our time. :p Guess who? You didnt think it would be a secret forever now did you?

Anonymous said...

So THAT guy stole my stash of weapons?. DAMN!. :D

PS: That last anon knows too much. I'd do an extermination operation, but the current government will not give a shit. :D

kaiza shozey said...

@calli: welcome to the new world :)

@Anon:thanx. and i dont mind owning upto it now. nothing to be ashamed of u knw ;)

@TOAD:hehehe. yea, new government new rules.

Anonymous said...

Those were the good times, eh?. An excellent field test on how a small group could become a media-based insurgency group. The data I gathered about our weaknesses and strengths were well worth it, though;- and if the need arises, will be put to good use.

Nevertheless, if the battle cry is sounded again;- the war begins anew.

Ah, I love the way how history repeats itself.

paperclippenny said...

I just stumbled upon this.... well you've been researching well haven't you

kaiza shozey said...

@TOAD: indeed it was.hehe. it was fun those days u knw

@penny: research? nahhh. jes thought abt it for a while and gathered some more thoughts.hehe