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Quit yapping

Met a woman who once kept complaining that she cant have a job because her husband didnt want her to. Seems her husband was working his arse off so that money wont be an issue and so that his wife wont have t work. But she was complaining how unfair and sexist it was that she cant work. Complaining about her rights and all. well, she's working now. her wish came true some time back. But NOW, she's complaining that because of her work she is finding it hard to do house chores and how her husband should do sumthing about that too. If she hadnt gone to work that problem would never have risen. quit complaining and quit ur yapping already. Beynunhaa gothakah kanthakeh nuvaaneyey.

Gym

Wanted to share an embarrasing evening with the rest of the world.hehe. I went to gym under the personal trainer thingy theyve got going. the guy said since i havent been doing any exercises or sports for quite some time(it was obvious jes by looking) he was gonna giv it real light n not yet start the actual training. so he made me do the bicycle and treadmill after which i was panting like a dog. Even worse.

Then he made me do the stomach/abdomen/vatever exercises. i was to lift my upper body n do sets which i did pretty well for a guy with a stomach like mine i must say. then came the part where i had to lift my legs. oh god. 20 times and 4 sets of it. i could see my leg rising and each time the height to which i was able to rise my legs up kept dropping and dropping. and by the time the trainer was done with me i could lift it to 4 inches abover the ground but he still kept me going. upto my limits. when i was done i couldnt even get up.

Finally when i dragged my lard filled body up, my head was spinning, i felt like puking , couldnt even see clearly and felt like i was gonna faint any minute. i seriously doubted that i would be able to even ride the motorbike back home without having an accident. so had to wait for 10mins before going home. even on the cycle felt like i could put my head down n fall asleep any sec. finally went home to see the 'STAIRS". i had to drag myself up 6 floors. could barely lift my legs at all. the min i opened the door to my place i dropped down onto the sitting room floor and layed there till my dad came n scolded my arse to my room.hehe. after the shower went flat and slept for 10hrs. N to thinkl that this was considered LIGHT and that the training hasnt even started yet. ARRRRGHHHH!!! no wonder it was damn expensive. its like paying to be tortured. lol

Raped and Pregnant

A girl is raped and gets pregnant. She wants to talk to you of all ppl. Jes talk. Doesn’t wanna talk about what happened to her. She wants to talk about what happened to you to be the way you are. You don’t wanna talk about it cos she is pretty much a complete stranger to you. But she refuses to tell what happened to her unless you do. And she wont let you walk out or away from her either. Cos she wont speak a single word to anyone else. You ask her why she chose you. She says she doesn’t know and that there’s something about you that she cant quite explain. So you talk to her. And after some time she tells u everything.

Later you tell your friends who had wanted you to go talk to her. You tell them that she told u about the rape but you don’t tell them what happened.

“She’s talked about her rape to you. That’s HUGE. U did good.”
You debate back to them jes to be argumentative.
“Really?And everyone will tell you that’s what we gotta make her do. We gotta help her right? Except we cant. We drag out her story. Tell each other itll help her heal. Feel real good about ourselves. But what we’ve only done is make a girl cry.”

She later asks you.
“Do I abort? Isnt abortion murder?”
“Yea, it’s a life.”
“And isnt real life sacred? Doesn’t every life matter to god?” “Life doesn’t matter to me, to u, and judging by the number of natural disasters not to god either. So what about Hitler? Is his life sacred to god? The problem with exceptions to rules, is the line drawn. Might make sense to kill the ass that did your raping. Wonder where we draw the line. Which asses do we get to kill. Which asses gets to keep on being asses. Nice thing about the abortion debate is we can quibble over the trimesters but ultimately there’s a nice cold line…..Birth. Morally not a lot of difference but practically HUGE.”

Love

We fall in love with the most primal part of our brain, the reptile brain. Our serotonin level drops to that of neurosis. This should normally create depression but with a person in love,the result is worship of the object of their love. And it works like a drug. But when the drug wears off, the body can no longer imagine itself without the other person. And the name they give to this dependency is love.

Coffeeeeeeee Gadi!

its coffeeeeeee gadi and this is simon and garfunkle here to talk about cofee and luuuurve. its a night full of love and ppl can call us, tell us about their luuuuuurve, how they met, what happened, what u guys did on ur first date and even the 'stuff' u guys did later that night LIVE. and we'd dedicate a song to ur loved ones right afterwards. Mulhin Sakaraaavee ennu. HA! so lets drink coffee coffee and more coffee and talk about s**t all night long. alll night looong. all niiiiight.
;)

Best Security Ever

A few friends and i were walking past 12 one night and all the ppl(3) we came across from this security company were all doing their job jes like the bloke above. they were all vigilant and ready for anything with open mouths and closed eyes.(thats supposed to be the other way around huh?). its because of these wonderful and self assuring ppl that we feel safe in our homes and feel safe about the shops and goods we own. So i jes HAD to take a picture. they didnt even seemed disturbed by the flash of the camera. so alert and vigilant. im sure i can entrust anything to them.......NOT!

Suicides

There it was again yesterday. yet another suicide. whats maldives coming to. and a young guy of jes 28yrs who was rich too. wonder what goes thru their minds at their last moments. and wonder what drives them towards it. love? realtionships? depressions? and jes a few days back or so a guy jumped off central right after a phone call. something needs to be done to help these ppl. some kinda investigation o sumthing to find what drives them to this and to prevent more suicides.

and one other thing that went thru my mind. R we sure that they have commited suicide or if someone jes made it look that way. is investigation done that thoroughly? i dont know. it jes doesnt make any sense to me at all. who gets to be blamed? parents? society? teachers? friends? each plays its own part in it i guess. in my opinion especially friends and parents. these are moments where i wish AGAIN that we be taught religion more harshly in our society(NOT extreme). in my opinion if those ppl were even taught the basics they wouldnt go so far as to commit suicides.

And in my opinion all of them are jes wimps who are trying to take the easy way out of life and their troubles. there are ppl who are going thru much more hardship or troubles and still they dont commit suicide to wimp out of them. but these ppl......arrrrgh. dhen neynge. And dont u be givin me that b***sh** about its not their fault and that we cant judge them. that we cant kknow what they went thru. SOmething needs to be done about this. atleast a help line or something like in other countries.a line that ppl call when they have a need to commit suicide. heard that it has worked alot. :s

Food Bank's Menu

My three friends Tom, Richard and Nannu joined me for lunch the other day at Food Bank. I wanted to try out the beef steak there which i had heard was very good.

So we go there and the waiter brings two menus. he gives one to Tom and the other to Richard. We go thru it and check the price of this awesome steak. and OMG!! it was for F**kin 150/-. we couldnt believe our eyes. There was no way the one who recommended me was someone who would pay this much jes for a steak,even if it came down on a tray from heaven itself. so we had no choice but to take something else. we browsed thru the burger section and a burger was for F**kin 90/- each. OMG! we came here like a week back and it was for 30/-. Now its thrice more? So we called the waiter and asked him if the price of the onions had gone THAT up. He looked at the menu, didnt say a single word, took the menu from us and rushed away. He soon came back with a different set of menus.

We looked at the new menu and guess what? the prices were back to normal. a burger for 30/- and a beef steak for 50/-. We asked the waiter why they had two menus and he goes "the other menu the portion is much bigger" and he slided away. We were shocked as hell ofcourse. we couldnt believe it. So we called another waiter and asked him abt the menus. He smiled and said that the portions would be the same and that was the menu for guests. Tom and Richard were furious ofcoure. Tom went "is it cos of my colour?".

i mean seriously, they actually had a separate menu made jes for foreigners. And it was THREE times more. boy are we glad we didnt jes order. else we would have had to pay over 700/- jes for that meal. We still cant believe it. wonder jes how many restaurants do that kinda thing. but isnt it a bit too much to charge THREE times more on everything? i know most foreigners are much richer than the average Maldivian but still THREE times? oh well. atleast the beef steak was awesome. It was gooooooood.

Best present unpacked

Heres the prezzie inside. its actually suposed to b a treasre chest with treasure inside. that was the idea anyway. yea, the pic aint that good. seems she was too excited when she took the pic. the rest of the stuff u mite say was bought for a present voucher i gave her of Rf300. All in all that was a god present i must say. hehe. afterall, she gave me the best present i ever got on MY b'day. must return the favour dho. :D

Lets see if i can label the stuff inside
1:Wooden chopsticks(left bottom)
2:A small glass mug(left bottom)
3:tiny glass bottle with me inside(a teeny weeny bear inside)(even i cant see where)
4:aroma candle box thingy(left bottom)
5:An armband(mid bottom)
6:wooden perfume urn(mid)
7:a small bird (left top)
8:card made from small shells on it(mid top)
9:small 'sangu' type shell(right bottom)

Stuff outside
10:b'day card
11:everyday chocolate book(how to make chocolaty stuff)
12:crayon box
13:ANOTHER huge crayon box
14:water colour
theres supposed to be two more books. story books.

i THINK that pretty much covers everything.hehe