Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Yet Another Useless Theory


Ive thought of writing this one for almost 2 months now but due to certain inconsistencies in it at the time, didn’t want to post it. But now things have changed in favor of this so called theory at the cost of diminished hopes and dreams of many with shocking changes in our views.

Applying to everyone who was born after 1980 and after you’ve reached 18years of age(wanted to say 20 here, but lets leave it at that), there are five outcomes for a relationship within 2 years.
1) You’d get married
2) One of the two starts cheating
3) You’d have sex
4) You’d breakup
5) (open for suggestion)

So in short, in order for a relationship to survive for more than two years sex has to come into play. Sex is the one major issue which keeps a relationship stable or together, screw love and the rest of em. Doesn’t work that way. Not anymore as times have changed. Love and the rest of em comes on the side now. Apparently now love can only be shown or received through sex. hehe.

Ofcourse there are exceptions. Cos lets face it. You cant really say that you’ve been in a relationship for 2 yrs if you’ve been abroad studying for 1 and a half years without being able to meet. Or if you’re unable to meet your partner even once a week. Because if so, then ‘choice’ has already been taken out of the equation. Disappointingly enough, I haven’t yet come across a relationship which proved this so called theory wrong……almost did though. But I sure hope there are ppl out there who’s proved it wrong.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

You speak as if there's something wrong with sex before marriage.

kaiza shozey said...

@anon : Those who wants to for whatever reasns that mite be, wil do it. And those who dusnt for whatever reasns that mite be, wont. Depends on what u believe. So all u nyd to ask urself is, "is it wrong or not?"

Yaamyn said...

W-ell.

Unfortunately, it's entirely possible to have plenty sex, and still break up after 2 years.

kaiza shozey said...

true true true. i gues that happens alot more doesnt it? well, most guys have this need to switch shag buddies as soon as the opportunity arises. else they'd stick around until then.

Nadu said...

well lets try make it wrong ... apparently studies show that if u are in a long distance relations ship. you and ur partner should atleast meet for a couple of weeks every six months... but then again its not enough. and there are people who get used to the long distace and when they go back for good they find that the person they talk on phone is not the real person in reality... lets just hope it doesnt happen to me!

kaiza shozey said...

Ummm, how does that make it wrong?*galhi kaifa* U said studies show that they HAVE to myt.

The Shadowrunner said...

Well, it's a theory.

It happens; don't worry about it.

PemPeNeyNo AnEsThEyShiYa said...

*zipping up my mouth*

Anonymous said...

yaada yaada yaada. sex cant be ruled out the equation. its been there (way before 1980) and it will be there. u cant have stability without it.

- days without seeing each other -> sex
- smooth out a rough patch -> sex
- honeymoon -> sex
- time to kill -> sex
- gf's periods -> sex (with her bestfriend :p ). maybe im getting carried away

u cant escape it. its gotta be there. ur theory is moot. its like saying "aha. i gotta new theory. Earth's atmosphere's got oxygen"

kaiza shozey said...

@anonymous: who ruled it out? :s and who said its a new and great theory? :s