F**kin Hell! :s

Thia happened t a friend of mine who told us a few days back. We were laughing our arses off when we heard it from him. so wanted to share it with the rest of u.

The story began when we were talking about little boys and how they would have a dream about having a leak and moments later wake up to find that theyve peeid in their pants. And then we were talking about how we arent aware of whats going on when we wake up in the middle of the night and go to have a leak.
So my friend told us two events that happened to him.

ONE: He was half asleep and had to go pee. so he was presumably in the toilet. but when he came to, there he was on the first floor balcony peeing down to the ground floor. thank god nobody was down there. and his house is constructed in a way that any person passing by on the street would clearly see him. just imagine. ur walking down the street. u hear this small splashing sound as if a tap has been turned on. u turn around to face that house and see a guy on the balcony of the first floor facing u, wth his zipper down, his thingy out at u and having a leak with his eyes closed. lol. hggh.

TWO:He went to bed wearing a black tight. And just like above he woke up having the need to have a leak. half asleep, he made his way to the toilet(the real one this time), pulled down his zipper. And to his astonishment his thingy didnt come out. it had vanished. F**kin HELL!!!!! :S. it was gone. his Pee Pee had disappeared. ETERNAL CONSEQUENCES. soon he started panicking and started feeling around. the guy had forgotten that he was wearing a black tight. Just imagine the shock he would get being halfasleep n all. lol. hehehe.