Friday, August 31, 2007

Cat Down! Cat Down!




Saw him on the road jes recently. Looks like it was dashing out to the other side when it was run over in the middle by some vehicle. it jes died in that position too. wonder if the eye popped out at that instance as well? hmmmm. i had to take the pic from my phone. well, couldnt bother going home, climbing up to the fifth floor jes to get the camera to take the pic of a dead cat. so i guess u guys will jes have to do with those 2 pics and their quality as well :p

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Lucky Women


Im gonna be ripped apart by some certain women i know cos of this but neways im gonna put this on. itll be fun.hehe. and im not generalising women as a whole k?

The gang and I were talking about this topic the other day as to how lucky women were,even in our religion. I mean seriously, out of the twelve months in a year they get to skip all prayers for atleast 3months. That’s like over 450 prayers. That’s a lot. :O but if we skip even one of those prayers that’s it for us. We’ll be in the ‘minus’ zone.

And after we are 12 years or so,we have to go work our arses off, get money and feed ourselves. Have to do everything for ourselves. But with women from the moment they are born till they die they are in the care of someone. And it’s a must for that someone to take full care of her, make sure she gets dresses, food, a place to stay etc. but us, we have to get all that by working. Plus we HAVE to work. It’s a must for us whereas women they can jes lie at home watching this and that and it would be all ok religious wise.

Even when it comes to respect and love the woman is four times above that of a man. We have to love our mothers four times more than our fathers. And theres the saying ‘maimeehaage faithila dhashunney suvarugeves vadheveynee’. She’s the most important person.

And keeping religion aside, even at relationships, men come to them all the time. Doesn’t even matter if they are in a relationship or not. But with us, we have to do the chasing. even in a relationship guy does all the spending
she gets continuous gifts, flowers ,dinners etc
and its considered not being a gentleman if she has to ever pay for anything

And the most important thing of all….they get to have multiple orgasms. Their orgasms are FOUR times more sensitive than us. Four times more pleasurable. For us, we cant even enjoy it all. There’ll be the thought at the back of our minds that we have to pull it out at the last minute. Whereas girls they can jes lie down and enjoy the full extent of each and every one without even pausing at an orgasm. They have the ability to have orgasms without makin a mess . Plus they have the drive to go more after each one..unlike us men who loses the drive after each time. They can take 2-3 men comfortably where as we can only take one at a time...cos we need to penetrate. women on women isnt so eeewww.. but men on men is. its easy for a woman to seduce a man rather than a man to seduce a woman. if a guy rapes a girl cos he needs sexual gratification he wud probably get arrested...but if a woman rapes a man cos she needs sexual gratification the man wouldnt complain but rather oblige. n ofcourse..
girls dont pamper guys... guys do all the hard work

Most consumables r made for women..like diamonds..gold silver..etc etc
mens got just jeans n tshirts..women's got various fashion options
even after marriage we have to work our arses off each day
they jes get to lie in bed all day and watch 'kasoatee’. And whenever someone says that, they'll start complaining how hard its at home with the cooking and cleaning and start making a huge fuss about it all.Yep they do cooking n cleaning. But then again even when we were abroad studying, we did all the cooking plus went to uni and yet studied. Ppl jes make too big a deal out of cooking. It doesn’t take all day for it. plus if there's any work at home like lifting something, plumming, carpentry etc we have to do it too

Even if looking for a job, there are jobs that are specified especially for women even if its something that can be done by a guy. there'll be the words 'woman **** needed'. even when at work itll be considered inhuman if they have to lift big files n folders or have to do excessive work. oh yea. they dont sweat btw....they glow *gives a very innocent look at velvette* whistle whistle.

The point of all this aint to be sexist n all, its jes that despite it all 'some' women make a huge deal out of it all and are taking this whole women’s rights thing too far. even if its obvious that they are already getting better treatment than us.

Sunday, August 26, 2007

Pussy

Once upon a time I was askd by my cousin’s wife what I wanted for my VEEERY belated bday gift. I said that I wanted a pussy. A biiiig pussy. and a very soft one. And not just any pussy. I wanted the pussy at a certain shop. A black n white pussy at the corner of the shop. She really tried but soon before she could get me the pussy, someone else bought it. A guy who jes couldn’t keep his hands off the pussy. I was so frustrated and sad that I had lost my pussy. 

Then again one day I saw another pussy to my liking which too looked pretty much like the previous one. I was soooo overjoyed that I called my cuz’s wife again and varah hithun olhuvaalaafa told her about this new pussy that I had ‘chemistry’ with. So she called that evening and asked “are u sure u want me to buy this pussy? im here touching it. Its really soft too”. Yayyyyy! I was gonna get me a pussy. Soon she arrived with the pussy and it brought all its glory with it. But the 'king' of the house(not my dad) saw the pussy and found it to his liking. so i had to part with it and give it up for the bugger. Sigh  -the end-




Saturday, August 25, 2007

Eydhafushi chronicles


Jes remembered. Our gang went to eydhafushi a few years back. about 10 of us. one night we went to the beach to make chicken barbeque. 3 of us were sent to the woods to obviously pick wood.hehe. one of us was the person incharge of it even on the last trip to eydhafushi. last time he came back with a bundle faster than we all expected, so we were pretty curious as to how he did it too.

So there he goes leading the way and soon we came across a house. it was obvious ppl were still living there. jes outside the house there was a small shed and they had loads of piled wood in there. Aha! the bastard! so this was what he did!

So neways we picked up some wood from there *whistle whistle*. and there we saw a 'fanbondi'(cudnt care to think of the eng word.lol). so we were saying how fun it would be if someone slipped on it. in jes a few seconds one of us stepped on it and whoooosh. he slipped all the way and fell hard on is back. seems there was water on em. the rest started lughing our arses off and started mocking the guy. it was dark as hell. then we turned around and tried walking around it.

Suddenly i felt stepping on sumthin that was much higher than the ground. it was so soft too. but i didnt have time to enjoy the 'feeling'. there was a loud sound "BAKAAAAAAK!!!" and a chicken flied away from us as fast as it could and flew all the way into the house of all places. we jes looked at each other, dropped the wood and ran for life. and there we were lying on the sand al immobile. someone came out of the house, looked around and went back in. Whew! But oh god. i f***in stepped on a chicken. hope i didnt give it an internl bleeding o sumthin. bet it wont be able to sleep for atleast a few weeks.lol. hggh.

But alas. we still went back again and got the wood. damn! lol. thats jes one of the things that happened. that was some trip. more later. :D

Thursday, August 23, 2007

Compliments


Doesnt it jes feel great when ur complimented or flattered.

"Im most afraid of losing or messing things up with two ppl in my life and ur one of them. and ur one person whom i can share stuff and ask advice about stuff that i cant share with even my best buddies even if ur over 5yrs younger than me".

"Hey dude, its really gr8 to see u after so long. we'll probably not meet again after a long time.Take care of urself ok? Its really hard without ppl like u around"

"Thanx dear, u can always make me smile no matter how down i am"

"All my life ur the one thing that has kept me sane"

Now isnt that nice? im jes so full of myself right now. lol. heheh.

But then comes the question "how much did they mean it when they said it?". i guess that question will always be there. and we wont know for sure. but then again there are some thats known to be jes flattery and stuff said jes for te sake of it. theres one of those above there as well. guess. ;)

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Millionaire from Malay





The three of them came to maldives on 18th night jes for a few days to promote the Elken business. Mom cooked her delicious meals for lunch for them. it was superb. :D. She captured the hearts of the three......and their stomachs too.hehe. no surprise there. she's the best cook ever.

The first pic shows them attending to a small girl who has lost her ability to walk. seems when she was verey little she walked on her toes. but as she grew up she slowly lost it. she was taken to docs from lanka n india and they all said that there was nothing they could do for the girl saying it was a nerve problem. but these three ppl from Malay says that they are confident that if her father acted upon their instructions that they could make her better. we'll see now wont we? ;) Lets hope for the sake of the lil girl they are right.

Btw, the millionaire is the one wearing the blue t-shirt. n to all girls out there, he's still single ;). in the pic of them wearing the coat, he's the guy on the left. the one on the right is single as well ;).hehe. awesome ppl. so nice n polite. mussandhiveema maa fonibodu vegenneh noolhey. such simple and friendly ppl. :D

Saturday, August 18, 2007

Grace


Dedicated to velvette. :D

there's the moon asking to stay
long enough for the clouds to fly me away
well it's my time coming, i'm not afraid to die
my fading voice sings of love,
but she cries to the clicking of time
oh, time

wait in the fire...

and she weeps on my arm
walking to the bright lights in sorrow
oh drink a bit of wine we both might go tomorrow
oh my love

and the rain is falling and i believe
my time has come
it reminds me of the pain
i might leave
leave behind

wait in the fire...

and i feel them drown my name
so easy to know and forget with this kiss
i'm not afraid to go but it goes so slow

-Jeff buckley-