Lucky Women

Im gonna be ripped apart by some certain women i know cos of this but neways im gonna put this on. itll be fun.hehe. and im not generalising women as a whole k?

The gang and I were talking about this topic the other day as to how lucky women were,even in our religion. I mean seriously, out of the twelve months in a year they get to skip all prayers for atleast 3months. That’s like over 450 prayers. That’s a lot. :O but if we skip even one of those prayers that’s it for us. We’ll be in the ‘minus’ zone.

And after we are 12 years or so,we have to go work our arses off, get money and feed ourselves. Have to do everything for ourselves. But with women from the moment they are born till they die they are in the care of someone. And it’s a must for that someone to take full care of her, make sure she gets dresses, food, a place to stay etc. but us, we have to get all that by working. Plus we HAVE to work. It’s a must for us whereas women they can jes lie at home watching this and that and it would be all ok religious wise.

Even when it comes to respect and love the woman is four times above that of a man. We have to love our mothers four times more than our fathers. And theres the saying ‘maimeehaage faithila dhashunney suvarugeves vadheveynee’. She’s the most important person.

And keeping religion aside, even at relationships, men come to them all the time. Doesn’t even matter if they are in a relationship or not. But with us, we have to do the chasing. even in a relationship guy does all the spending
she gets continuous gifts, flowers ,dinners etc
and its considered not being a gentleman if she has to ever pay for anything

And the most important thing of all….they get to have multiple orgasms. Their orgasms are FOUR times more sensitive than us. Four times more pleasurable. For us, we cant even enjoy it all. There’ll be the thought at the back of our minds that we have to pull it out at the last minute. Whereas girls they can jes lie down and enjoy the full extent of each and every one without even pausing at an orgasm. They have the ability to have orgasms without makin a mess . Plus they have the drive to go more after each one..unlike us men who loses the drive after each time. They can take 2-3 men comfortably where as we can only take one at a time...cos we need to penetrate. women on women isnt so eeewww.. but men on men is. its easy for a woman to seduce a man rather than a man to seduce a woman. if a guy rapes a girl cos he needs sexual gratification he wud probably get arrested...but if a woman rapes a man cos she needs sexual gratification the man wouldnt complain but rather oblige. n ofcourse..
girls dont pamper guys... guys do all the hard work

Most consumables r made for women..like diamonds..gold silver..etc etc
mens got just jeans n tshirts..women's got various fashion options
even after marriage we have to work our arses off each day
they jes get to lie in bed all day and watch 'kasoatee’. And whenever someone says that, they'll start complaining how hard its at home with the cooking and cleaning and start making a huge fuss about it all.Yep they do cooking n cleaning. But then again even when we were abroad studying, we did all the cooking plus went to uni and yet studied. Ppl jes make too big a deal out of cooking. It doesn’t take all day for it. plus if there's any work at home like lifting something, plumming, carpentry etc we have to do it too

Even if looking for a job, there are jobs that are specified especially for women even if its something that can be done by a guy. there'll be the words 'woman **** needed'. even when at work itll be considered inhuman if they have to lift big files n folders or have to do excessive work. oh yea. they dont sweat btw....they glow *gives a very innocent look at velvette* whistle whistle.

The point of all this aint to be sexist n all, its jes that despite it all 'some' women make a huge deal out of it all and are taking this whole women’s rights thing too far. even if its obvious that they are already getting better treatment than us.